Jolly Old St. Dick
Harry and Sally discover the true meaning of Christmas at the mall, where they get jobs. But Dick turns curmudgeonly. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. … Continue readingJolly Old St. Dick
When Cotton Comes Marching Home
Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade. … Continue readingWhen Cotton Comes Marching Home
Dick Jokes
A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes. … Continue readingDick Jokes
Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
Thanksgiving's an alien concept for the Solomons; it's an annoyance for Sally (who must cook), and an onus on Tommy. But Harry finds romance. … Continue readingGobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
My Mother the Alien
Sally discovers the joys of motherhood when Mrs. Dubcek asks the Solomons to baby-sit her grandson. Meanwhile, Dick begs Mary to let him “fish sit” for her while she’s away at a conference. … Continue readingMy Mother the Alien
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team. … Continue readingPeggy Makes the Big Leagues
World's Greatest Dick
Dick's delighted (but Tommy isn't) when Tommy's accepted to a school for smart kids. Sally falls for a guy she met in a gay bar. Harry dabbles in magic. … Continue readingWorld's Greatest Dick
Fourth and Dick
Homecoming's upcoming, but Dick can't seem to understand football's appeal. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer. … Continue readingFourth and Dick
The Wedding Ring
A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale. … Continue readingThe Wedding Ring
Dick the Vote
When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote. … Continue readingDick the Vote