Toast is cast in a West End play along with legendary actor and drinker Ormond Sacker, who has just come out of rehab. … Continue readingMan of Sex

With the promise of a potential role in Kevin Spacey's House of Cards, Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse. … Continue readingBob a Job

Toast experiences the charisma of Mad Men star Jon Hamm, and Toast and his brother Blair visit their dying father – guest Brian Blessed – in his castle to find out who will inherit the Toast fortune. … Continue readingHamm on Toast

Toast's romance with a weather girl is thrown into jeopardy when he and Ed are asked to judge an international beauty contest. … Continue readingBeauty Calls

Live on chat show Lorraine Toast tells a tale that could not only topple the US Government but also destroy the entire world. Meanwhile, he's got an outdoor production of Macbeth to prepare for. … Continue readingOver the Moon

An old heartbreaker flame of Toast's, Lorna Wynde, turns up in London, but is she still in love with him, or is she trying to make her husband, Josh Homme, jealous? … Continue readingFool in Love

Toast is very excited to land a major role in a big movie, but when his co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, it has terrifying consequences for Toast's role. … Continue readingBuried Alive

After the tragic death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast finds himself in demand for dramatic roles. … Continue readingHigh Winds Actor

A return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play "The Moosetrap" is seriously jeopardised when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview. … Continue readingThe Moosetrap

After Ray Purchase snitches on him to the 'Tax People', Toast receives a massive tax bill, and is forced to take on some unappealing jobs to pay off the debt. … Continue readingDesperate Measures