Sketches:
– Cops – Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea. – Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy. – Cops – Dad: Don't love my dad. – Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank. – The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street. – Cops – Shelley Long: Enough said. – Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out. – The Leash #2: Shelly Long. – The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone. – Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference. – Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.