Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Bart catches a three-eyed fish in a river downstream of the Nuclear Power Plant. This causes the plant to become inspected, and in order to prevent it from being shut down, Mr. Burns decides to run for governor. After a hard campaign which sees Burns rise from being universally despised to running neck and neck with popular incumbent Mary Bailey, it is decided that Burns will have dinner with a random employee the night before the election. Homer is chosen, much to Marge's chagrin. … Continue readingTwo Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Breaking In Is Hard to Do
Lilith and Frasier try to cope with the fact that their son needs more care from them while Rebecca and Carla try to figure out how Rebecca can pay Robin a conjugal visit in jail. … Continue readingBreaking In Is Hard to Do
Hot Lips Lacey
John sort of fulfills his dream of playing clarinet at Carnegie Hall. … Continue readingHot Lips Lacey
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Sketches:
– Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen." – Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals. – Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant. – Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty. – Buddy – Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph. – Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking! – Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class. … Continue reading#206
Legacy
Stardate: 44215.2. The Enterprise is caught in the middle of a civil war when they encounter Tasha Yar's long-lost younger sister, Ishara. … Continue readingLegacy
Charlene Buys a House
As the proud new owner of a grand but ghostly mansion, Charlene hires the decorators to give the place a facelift — not mentioning that it's haunted. … Continue readingCharlene Buys a House