Another Saturday Night
Patti sets Sam up on a blind date, which throws a wedge into Sam's boyfriend's plans to have his own date with her. … Continue readingAnother Saturday Night
A Day in the Life
NBC programming chief Brandon Tartikoff posts bail for a Neilsen family as the gang rushes to adjudicate 200 cases in one session. … Continue readingA Day in the Life
Upstairs, Downstairs
Jennie arranges a date for Emma.
Kate and Allie interfere in Jennie and Emma's latest spat. … Continue readingUpstairs, Downstairs
Higher Love
Mallory's relationship with Nick is put to the test when she joins a poetry reading group and becomes infatuated with its handsome and sophisticated leader, English grad student Colin Spenser.
Newly exposed to poetry and enormously flattered by Colin's persistent attentions, Mallory begins to question the wisdom of being ""tied down"" to Nick.
Despite a stern warning about Colin's sincerity from one of his former conquests, fellow group member Joyce, Mallory is swept off her feet by his gift of roses and poetry, and agrees to join him for a special tete-a-tete following an evening's reading.
Her perspective, however, is shaken up quite a bit when she realizes that she is, in fact, just the ""next girl in line"" for the all-too-smooth Colin. … Continue readingHigher Love
Spellbound
Diane and Carla console Loretta, who has caught Nick cheating on her. They counsel her to stand on her own two feet and leave Nick. When Nick comes into the bar to claim her back, a chivalrous Sam stands up for her. Nick takes that as a sign that Sam has stolen Loretta from him. So Nick threatens to steal the same from Sam, that being Diane. Nick makes an attempt to wine and dine Diane, then Loretta, then Carla and then any of the three who will give him the time of day. Meanwhile, Frasier, the chess expert, has met his match in simpleton Woody. … Continue readingSpellbound
It's My Party and I'll Die if I Want To
Cousin Ned Vanderkellen's 100th birthday party goes smoothly… until Cousin Ned drops dead. … Continue readingIt's My Party and I'll Die if I Want To
Porn Again
Mama is appalled when she finds a girlie magazine under Bubba's bed while cleaning, causing her to form a group to stop the Food Circus from selling smut. … Continue readingPorn Again
Tony Danza/Laurie Anderson
Live from New York, it's… Randy Quaid, Robert Downey Jr., and Anthony Michael Hall!
Sketches include "Vietnam Horror Story," "Nancy Reagan's Workout," "Lyndon LaRouche Theatre," "The 30-Second Count," a guest performance by Penn & Teller, "Big Time Professional Golf," "My Unconditional Love," "Master Thespian," and "The Further Adventures Of Biff And Salena."
Laurie Anderson performed "Baby Doll" and "Day The Devil." … Continue readingTony Danza/Laurie Anderson
Reel Murder (2)
With everyone's lives in danger and not much time left, they try to crack the case and survive. … Continue readingReel Murder (2)